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Man Sends Woman A List Of ‘How To Improve’ Three Months After Their Date



The Internet is pretty shocked after a woman shared messages she received three months after going on one date with a man.

Kimberley Latham-Hawkesford met up with the unnamed bloke for a coffee, and didn’t hear from him afterwards. Until now.

He decided to Snapchat her (romantic) a list of ‘ways to improve’ before he would consider dating her.

Kimberley has uploaded the entire conversation onto Twitter, and no one can quite believe how disgraceful this is. Strap yourselves in because there are a lot of points to get through.


He wrote: “Hello Kimberley, I know we went on a date quit a while ago but I’d like to explain why I haven’t messaged you.

“I feel like you could have made the date much better, here’s a few reasons why. I apologize if I offend you.

“If you lost some weight, you would look incredible. Maybe about a stone or so.

“You are very pale. I know you aren’t a fan of the sun but a bit of fake tan won’t hurt.

“You have quite big boobs so you should show your off cleavage [sic] more.

“I think you need to wear clothes that suit your figure and maybe update your style slightly. Just so I’m not embarrassed to be seen with you.

“You need to dye your hair a normal colour and add extensions. Longer hair is much more attractive.

“You need to look more natural, stop wearing makeup. Just make yourself look decent but don’t overkill it.

“Your lips have gone down so you should think of getting more filler. I know you said you regretted it but filler would make you look sexier.

“You need so much more confidence, confidence is sexy!

“The fact you take things slow makes you look like a prude. I didn’t get a kiss which messed with my ego. Be more sensitive to others feelings.

“When we had food I know you got a salad but having full fat coke is more calories you really don’t need.

“You need to keep your past to a minimum. I don’t care about it and what you went through.

“Get a sense of humour, you didn’t laugh at a single one of my jokes.

“You just seemed a bit stuck up. Sort your personality out.

“You made me feel shit when you offered to pay. It’s like you thought I didn’t have enough money after telling you how much is in my account.

“You didn’t compliment me once.

“If you take these on board I might consider another date. I will give you a month and get back in touch to see if this made a difference. Good day to you Kimberley.”

One shocked Facebook user commented: “On one hand, I want to Laugh. On the other hand, I am honestly surprised at how anyone could think talking, let alone sending something like this could have been a good idea….”

Another added: “Throw the whole man away.”

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