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Woman Encourages People To ‘Sun Their Buttholes’ And The Internet Is Confused

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The internet is a very interesting place, where you can find out all new interesting facts and opinions from all ranges of the world. Some of them tend to be helpful, some of them a tad on the questionable side…

One woman has shocked the internet by announcing that she takes part in ‘perineum sunning’ – which basically involves aiming her tush at the sky and giving herself peachy tan.

Writing on her Instagram, Meaghan from California claimed: “For the last few weeks I have included sunning my bum and yoni into my daily rising routine.”

One person's tweet about Meagan's post quickly went viral, attracting over 68k likes online, with many other people going on to mock the perineum sunning

She goes on to claim that just 30 seconds of ‘sunning on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on’, and that she has seen surges of instant energy and better sleep from her new tanning schedule.

People reacted exactly as you’d imagine, with one user saying: “Can someone please pass on to me the study showing that 30 seconds of butthole sunlight is equal to an entire day of non-butthole sunlight? Is this what my cat has been studying its entire life?”

Meagan, who goes by the name @MetaphysicalMeagan on Instagram, described how she found five minutes of 'perineum sunning' had given her surges of energy and other health benefits
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Another wrote: ‘I feel this would negatively impact my relationship with my neighbours.’ 

What do you think? Time to book a holiday so you can get your daily dose of butthole sunning? I mean hey – don’t knock it until you try it!

[Featured Image Credit: metaphysicalmeagan IG]

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